Bumper Stickers courtesy of Cindy

• Horn broken. Watch for finger.
• Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
• We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
• Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
• Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
• Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
• Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
• Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.
• Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
• There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
• Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
• Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
• Jesus is coming... look busy.
• (on front of car): REVO EVOM
• Seen today in San Diego: Honk if you're cute... Bark if you're ugly.
• Life is a Dog Eat Dog World and I'm Wearing Milkbone Underwear.
• Hang up and drive.
• It's only kinky the first time.

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